Big Bird is dead

During filming an episode of seasame street big birds Eyes got scarily red then Sean Connery showed up to Se what was going on. He didn,t know that he ate the Poo poo! Suddenly Big bird died of heart attack from seeing James Bond For the first time. He didn,t make and we will not be remembered.

What to do
The bird should have eaten kian pepper befor dieing Or got himself drunk for the first time. He could of Got waisted then lady bird would come and get him Laid. But he chose the James Bond path and died

the best tv show
The best tv shows best charecter died. How Sad is that people. Be ashamed of your self For hating on the poor bird. My penis is big too.